Thread: George is in trouble!

George is in trouble.



He forgot his wedding anniversary.



His wife was really angry.



She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".



The next morning "George" got up early and left for work.



When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.



Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.



She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



Funeral services for George have been scheduled for Friday...

Who's Ed?

Originally Posted by nej

Who's Ed?

Excellent, you did it!

You are the first!

If there was a prize, you get the prize, however, the sweet lady posting below you gets the medal!

Good Morning,
I really needed that this morning. I am my husbands eyes and feet more or less right now. Until they can fix them,???? What does a bad a... lady know about big tractors the kind used on farms, Not A Thing. But, I guess I am learning. I am changing hyd. lines and fixing elec. and what ever else I can find that he says I am looking for....ha, ha... Oh yes, the only thing I do know is how to paint and am going to paint the silly thing as well. I am up to my a... in allagators and they are winning. Soooooo, your little ed joke made my morning. Thanks so very much.
frees 40k

Originally Posted by frees40k

Good Morning,
I really needed that this morning. I am my husbands eyes and feet more or less right now. Until they can fix them,???? What does a bad a... lady know about big tractors the kind used on farms, Not A Thing. But, I guess I am learning. I am changing hyd. lines and fixing elec. and what ever else I can find that he says I am looking for....ha, ha... Oh yes, the only thing I do know is how to paint and am going to paint the silly thing as well. I am up to my a... in allagators and they are winning. Soooooo, your little ed joke made my morning. Thanks so very much.
frees 40k

Thank you for helping your husband; I am sure he appreciates you!

Glad you got a little chuckle this morning, have a safe and industrious day!