Thread: A Blonde Goes To The Eye Doctor

> A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.
> The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while
> covering the right eye.
> The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in
> disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through,
> covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
> As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
> "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting
> glasses."
> "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire
> frames."