A DANG FINE EXPLANATION
>>> The wife came home early and found her husband
>>> in their bedroom making love to a very attractive
>>> young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a
>>> disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this
>>> to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your
>>> children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
>>> straight away !"
>>>
>>> And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute
>>> love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
>>>
>>> "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be
>>> the last words you'll say to me!"
>>>
>>> And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting
>>> into the car to drive home and this young lady here
>>> asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
>>> defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into
>>> the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
>>> dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
>>> eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I
>>> brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
>>> for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
>>> because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
>>> thing devoured them in moments.
>>>
>>> Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a
>>> shower, and while she
>>> was doing that I noticed her clothes were
>>> dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then,
>>> as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
>>> that you have had for a few years, but don't use
>>> because you say they are too tight. I also gave her
>>> the underwear that was your anniversary present,
>>> which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
>>> I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
>>> Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and
>>> I also donated those boots you bought at the
>>> expensive boutique and don't use because someone at
>>> work has a pair the same."
>>>
>>> The husband took a quick breath and continued
>>> - "She was so grateful for
>>> my understanding and help and as I walked her
>>> to the door she turned to
>>> me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please
>>> ... do you have anything else
>>> that your wife doesn't use?"
>>>
>>>
>>>