A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please



come over here and help me. I have a killer



jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it



started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it



supposed to be when it's finished?"





The blonde says, "According to the picture on



the box, it's a tiger."





Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with



the puzzle. She lets him in and Shows him where



she has the puzzle spread allover the table.





He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks



at the box, then turns to her And says, "First



of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be



able to assemble these pieces into anything



resembling a tiger."





He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you



to relax. let's have a nice cup of tea, and



then ......."





He sighed...... ......... . "Let's put all the



Frosted Flakes back in the box......."