There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights
and
jogged 8 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and
noticed that
he was tanned all over except his "thingies."
So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach,
completely
undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his
"thingies"
which he left sticking up.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon
seeing
the "thingies" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around
with
her
cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."

The other lady asked what she meant.

She replied, "When I was 20, I was curious about it.

When I was 30, I enjoyed it.

When I was 40, I begged for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.

When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.

Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach!!