Thread: The Perfect Husband

) THE PERFECT HUSBAND

SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB.
A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS,
AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only
$1000, is it o.k. if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I
saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000".
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"!
WOMAN: "Great! And one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the
market, They're asking $950,00!
MAN: "Well then go ahead give them an offer for $900,000. They will probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It is
clearly a pretty good price".
WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later!
I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you too". The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide
open.
He smiles, and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Originally Posted by Barbara919

) THE PERFECT HUSBAND

SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE LOCKER ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB.
A CELL PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS,
AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS-FREE SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGINS TO TALK.
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only
$1000, is it o.k. if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I
saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000".
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"!
WOMAN: "Great! And one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the
market, They're asking $950,00!
MAN: "Well then go ahead give them an offer for $900,000. They will probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It is
clearly a pretty good price".
WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later!
I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you too". The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide
open.
He smiles, and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Oh how I would love to do that! RV come, but I wont be asking for permission, I will do, and if I keep him around he will gravle.