Thread: Test For Smart Folks

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be classified as a smart person. Scroll
down for each answer.


The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.




2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
Refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend.... Except one. Which animal does not attend?



Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?



Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

I got every question right



NOT.............

Sooooo now that we know nothing at all about nothing. Back to school, we are not listening.