Edit: I may have to relocate this thread to another where members go and seek laughter from show & entertainment....: MOD - YB.
Broken Clock...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight".
He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."
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04-10-2005, 07:48 PM #1
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You gotta Laugh!
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Heyyy Sal, glad to see ya check in again...and what a laugh you'll get from this....but watch out for the hot farts!!!
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gooood one sal I'll have to tell the wife that one in the morning !
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Thankx for proving me with my "next" excuse lol
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