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    Default You gotta Laugh!

    Edit: I may have to relocate this thread to another where members go and seek laughter from show & entertainment....: MOD - YB.


    Broken Clock...

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
    husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
    passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
    loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
    cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
    times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
    totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
    "Midnight".

    He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
    times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
    cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
    over the coffee table and farted."

    ******************************

    Only the Best to All,
    Sal
    Last edited by YogiBrood; 04-10-2005 at 08:39 PM. Reason: in wrong forum

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