Thread: The Queen Comments

THE QUEENS COMMENTS

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush
turned to the Queen and said:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be
a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush."

George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again,
Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and
you are not an Emperor."

Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said:
"I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Originally Posted by paddyfield

THE QUEENS COMMENTS

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush
turned to the Queen and said:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be
a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush."

George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again,
Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and
you are not an Emperor."

Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said:
"I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Did you also notice how the Unions are run by them Stewards in her C'try?...

there was this huge signpost outside the National Trade Union Congress building....
that was simply abbreviated:
NT
UC

It was carefully arranged to be read clockwise, however, if you gaze long enough, and wondered curiously too, just what it takes to make up Shop Stewards and fall under that Union Jack and Labour.... Bush probably won't mind that "country" bit....LoL.

lol, nice one yogi.
Keep looking mate, old blighty is full of inuendos and "up yours mate" I,m British ;)
They cant take that away no matter how much they distort the language for imigrants, or for us poor citizens either.
Cheers matey
paddy

;-)))))))