Thread: Clocks in Heaven...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.

haha, good one!

Its probably true aswell

track88, thank you for the laugh. Expected it to be boring, but the punch line was unexpected and effectively funny. That "B" breaks records every place he goes, doesn't he? Now he breaks them even in heaven with his fan-clock. That's a cool joke. Get it?

peterben

WoW thats superb joke man. I like it.