Thread: How to start the day with a positive outlook.

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary
Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better?

PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all

the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words green...pink...and
yellow."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,

and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"


Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
Actually not just for computer problems but telephone companies, credit card
companies, banks...you name it...anywhere companies in the US needs customer
service help!

No doubt you have spoken to him. I have

Originally Posted by 40plus

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary
Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better?

PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi

Oh my God, I am dying here!