PURE Chit-Chat Thread....No Articles, lol.....

[rvalreadydang]

Thanks Dang. I got your back too. Speaking of backs, to shave or not to shave? That is the question. Thought about shaving out a real purty picture of SGS. You think that will get me some points?

hmmm, how bout if yu just hire your own private braider? corn rows are in too i think......I'm beginning to get nervous now, this is getting too competitive!

[rvalreadydang]

Well, I am away for just a short time, and we have aquired more contestants for our contest!! I for one, am absolutely thrilled!!!! Being the winner when it was just was going to be a few of us (and considering my competition ) well, let's just say it's not REAL hard winning and wouldn't really be all that flattering!!

So welcome Ladies!!....and I must say you certainly should start your own fashion magazine!! LOVELY choices!!



teehee....this is getting eeeaasier and easier!! woot

i see you sweating.........and pacing..yeah you don't fool me

[rvalreadydang]

Bring it on...............I have not shaved my armpits in 2 weeks and its been a whole month since I brushed my teeth and anyone got $5.00 for some masengill. ....................

oh just forgoe the massengill and remember to let those tonails grow too, those are considered quite sexy when they begin to curl over!

[rvalreadydang]

EWWW groose thats disgusting dont brush your teeth once a week stay away from meee your breath probably stinks a mile away.

Hey, watch it or i'll give take a huge cyber inhale and and even bigger exhale!

[MOM2TWO]

Okay, I am bringing up old news again, but I finally bought those fly traps that someone told me about! (have to admit, they seem to work....but doubt they will be featured in the next Pottery Barn's outdoor edition)

Okay, so here's the problem....I have two German Shephards. One is a retired police officer he worked in the drug department, the other I just had trained to kill anyone I find slightly unattractive (don't worry ladies, won't be bringing her to the Cayman's...would hate to start a massacre) Anyway....my drug dog won't go anywhere near the back porch where the fly traps are!?!?!

Any dog people out there that could offer a solution I would be deeply appreciative!!

[berkman64]

oh just forgoe the massengill and remember to let those tonails grow too, those are considered quite sexy when they begin to curl over!

Oh my god......I had nothing to do with this massengill. LOL
My daughter knows about this forum and I check it everyday. I was chopping an onion and she was reading this stuff to me and i told her to write about the teeth and the armpits. She didn't tell me about the massengill. My 18 year old thinks this is funny but you know what payback is. ITS A B%#$. My younger daughter is going over to her boyfriends house and tie some tampons on to the back of her car. This will get interesting.

[berkman64]

hmmm, how bout if yu just hire your own private braider? corn rows are in too i think......I'm beginning to get nervous now, this is getting too competitive!

Don't forget the beads if you decide to braid.

[berkman64]

Don't forget the beads if you decide to braid.

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE....VERY PATRIOTIC. That should get alot of points.

[berkman64]

Okay, I am bringing up old news again, but I finally bought those fly traps that someone told me about! (have to admit, they seem to work....but doubt they will be featured in the next Pottery Barn's outdoor edition)

Okay, so here's the problem....I have two German Shephards. One is a retired police officer he worked in the drug department, the other I just had trained to kill anyone I find slightly unattractive (don't worry ladies, won't be bringing her to the Cayman's...would hate to start a massacre) Anyway....my drug dog won't go anywhere near the back porch where the fly traps are!?!?!

Any dog people out there that could offer a solution I would be deeply appreciative!!

I have a screened in back porch and I leave the door open for my akitas (show dogs) the flies love the dang dog food. I use this product called Bayer (its in a blue bottle) pour it into a sprayer and hook it up the the water hose and spray. I cannot believe all the flies it killed. Days later and flies are still dropping dead. I love this product.

[berkman64]

god dang just when i was thinking of your beauty i see this...guess i need to just skip the contest alltogether....to much nasty... and your married too guess i cant buy your drinks the husband would get pist at a young buck like me

Okay I had nothing to do with the massengill. see explanation:
Oh my god......I had nothing to do with this massengill. LOL
My daughter knows about this forum and I check it everyday. I was chopping an onion and she was reading this stuff to me and i told her to write about the teeth and the armpits. She didn't tell me about the massengill. My 18 year old thinks this is funny but you know what payback is. ITS A B%#$. My younger daughter is going over to her boyfriends house and tie some tampons on to the back of her car. This will get interesting.