Thread: Go crazy in here!!!

Originally Posted by DJ0811

Why does that statement send a cold shiver down my spine?

DJ0811
Semper Fi

You have obviously not been around the dinar chics long enough. No worries, you will figure us out soon enough.

And Tiff, you and I will have to share being the one on the right.
You the first night, me the second, and so on.

Hello everyone,

I came over here from IIF last week, thanks to everyone for the information gathering.

I was speaking to my friend who has a brother in Dubai. His brother was trying to buy Dinar last week, his two normal suppliers were unable to get it for him.

A r/v seems so close now.

Thanks again

Welcome to the forum. Hope you're right, time to get off this ride now!

I thought the President's speech was very well spoken and covered just about everybody...NOW LET'S GET A REVAL...!

Hello Gang.. It's so good to get our Forum back........Getting ready for the RV......
In the meantime I'd need to ask Adster (or anybody else who migh know) one thing: are you familiar with a place near Marbella, Spain called Puerto Banus? I am told it's very pretty.I'm asking you Adster cos I know you are Spain-expert...I love the Country myself....I'd like to find a really nice spot where to buy an apartment/home.....Thanks for your advice....

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old
to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please
read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
"Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business? What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal? What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word

COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some
straight answers What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I
can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn off my computer?

ABBOTT: Click on "START"..... ........

Originally Posted by Offshore-Wealth.com

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old
to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please
read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
"Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business? What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal? What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word

COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some
straight answers What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I
can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn off my computer?

ABBOTT: Click on "START"..... ........

PRICELESS!!!!

Originally Posted by Offshore-Wealth.com

[SIZE=3ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn off my computer?
[/COLOR][/SIZE]
ABBOTT: Click on "START"..... ........

LMAO Thanks Mike, that just made my day.

Originally Posted by Offshore-Wealth.com

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old
to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please
read on...

Thanks a load Mike...I remembered looney Lou and Abbot the bone there... ...a good laugh on those two knickers...

This brings back the memories of the Little Rascals too...another 50's hit chart for the telee then...



YB. - cheers to the RC CARE Group...

Boy Mike! You've got some funny little ditties, don't 'cha? Tiff