Thread: Go crazy in here!!!

Originally Posted by foxella

Ronbo, Ronbo, Ronbo!!

Everyone knows the answer to that question. Don't you? Gawd where have you been living ... on the Moon??

Ok., i'll break it down for yah:


Its sooo obvious that the grasshopper with the wooden leg will be able to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle faster than a grasshopper with an err .. "normal" leg.

So if you take the ratio of "movement" and minus the multiplication factor whilst applying Einstein’s Theorem of Relativity ... TADA:

Three days, One hour and 45 seconds precisely.

Now I hope you can sleep peacefully at night!!

Awesome!

Originally Posted by foxella

Ronbo, Ronbo, Ronbo!!

Everyone knows the answer to that question. Don't you? Gawd where have you been living ... on the Moon??

Ok., i'll break it down for yah:


Its sooo obvious that the grasshopper with the wooden leg will be able to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle faster than a grasshopper with an err .. "normal" leg.

So if you take the ratio of "movement" and minus the multiplication factor whilst applying Einstein’s Theorem of Relativity ... TADA:

Three days, One hour and 45 seconds precisely.

Now I hope you can sleep peacefully at night!!

Thanks,I live in the ozarks in Missouri and our grasshoppers are poor so they can not afford prosthetic legs. so we have a lot of one legged hoppers here.
But thank you so much for a scientific explanation. I do feel better know!
ROFLMAO

Ya'll Are Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love It!!!!!!!!!!

Rv Asap Please!!!!!!!!!!

Lololololololol

Originally Posted by MrsCK

Ya'll Are Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love It!!!!!!!!!!

Rv Asap Please!!!!!!!!!!

Lololololololol

I agree we need an RV soon. I need to help all my disabled grasshoppers. They have been wanting pickles lately but can't eat the seeds. And the part about me being on the moon?, No, but I do have a crecent moon on the front of our 2 seater, carpeted outhouse!!!!

Foxy-gurrrl!

Where have you been? Missed your craziness......been lookin' forward to the reval myself...got quite a few little hoppers in itty-bitty wheelchairs....can't seem to get out of the way of the lawnmower in time....we MUST give BACK people....


Tiff

(Why GREEN???? Why MONEY Dahhhhhh-ling! )

Originally Posted by tiffany

Foxy-gurrrl!

Where have you been? Missed your craziness......been lookin' forward to the reval myself...got quite a few little hoppers in itty-bitty wheelchairs....can't seem to get out of the way of the lawnmower in time....we MUST give BACK people....


Tiff

(Why GREEN???? Why MONEY Dahhhhhh-ling! )

Now this is what I miss! The dinar chics getting "crazy". I mean, that is why Raddie started the "crazy" thread for us.

You got THAT right Choochie! lol!


Tiff

foxwy you've been missed I thought maybe some one raided your fox hole and took you away.

Ya get you one of them little itty bitty rubber bands and just lie that hopper on his back. I find that it helps if you sing The eyes of Texas are upon ya but your own song may work as well. Then you just fasten it right in there so as not to rub his belly to much. I tried sharpening the match but they kept hopping in a circle as it would stick in my dirt floors.....

Originally Posted by Lakeway

Ya get you one of them little itty bitty rubber bands and just lie that hopper on his back. I find that it helps if you sing The eyes of Texas are upon ya but your own song may work as well. Then you just fasten it right in there so as not to rub his belly to much. I tried sharpening the match but they kept hopping in a circle as it would stick in my dirt floors.....

Too funny!