Thread: Go crazy in here!!!

Awww Foxy! We've missed you! Grab a bowl of your olives and pop in more often while you're snackin'!

Hiya Foxy! Good to see you are still hangin around, even if it is not as often. Some of the bunch have seem to disappeared around here lately, hope it isn't permanent. We miss you guys, come on out and play once in awhile!

Hi gang, thought we could all use a laugh............

>Do you really suppose there is justice for these Senators? I liked this one.
>
>
>
> U.S. Senator dies, goes to Heaven
> While walking down the street one day a US senator is
> tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives
> in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
>
> "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you
> settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see
> a high official around these parts, you see, so we're
> not sure what to do with you."
>
> "No problem, just let me in," says the man.
>
> "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
> What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and
> one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend
> eternity."
>
> "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in
> heaven," says the senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our
> rules."
>
> And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator
> and he goes down,
> down, down to hell. The doors open
> and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf
> course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in
> front of it are all his friends and other politicians
> who had worked with him.
>
> Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run
> to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the
> good times they had while getting rich at the expense
> of the people.
>
> They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on
> lobster, caviar and champagne.
>
> Also present is the devil, who really is a very
> friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling
> jokes. They are having such a good time that before he
> realizes it, it is time to go.
>
> Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while
> the elevator rises...
>
> The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on
> heaven where St. Peter is
> waiting for him. "Now it's
> time to visit heaven."
>
> So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of
> contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing
> the harp and singing. They have a good time and,
> before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and
> St. Peter returns.
>
>
> "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in
> heaven. Now choose your eternity."
>
> The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers:
> "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean
> heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
> better off in hell."
>
> So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
> down, down, down to hell.
>
> Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the
> middle of a barren land covered with waste and
> garbage.
>
> He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up
> the trash and putting it in
> black bags as more trash
> falls from above.
>
>
> The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around
> his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the
> senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf
> course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,
> drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now
> there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my
> friends look miserable. What happened?"
>
>
> The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we
> were campaigning."
>

Originally Posted by bglong

Hi,
Bglong...long time lurker here.

Appreciate very much all the info .

Just ordered 200,000 at my local bank here in WV. We are not far from DC, but I really didn't expect them to be able to service me. Well, she ordered it for me today. Price is $162 and some odd cents. My son decided to order 100,000 for himself. 20 year old working for Food Lion trying to save enough for College. Hoping this will enable him to pay for his whole 4 years!

Also, the lady who took my order had never heard of this. She ordered 25,000 for herself after asking her husband. He said ok as long as it didn't have Sadaam's mug on it.

Ok.... after tomorrow let's get the reval done!

Welcome aboard!!!!

Now let the roller coaster begin!!!!

Originally Posted by Offshore-Wealth.com

Hi gang, thought we could all use a laugh............

>Do you really suppose there is justice for these Senators? I liked this one.
>
>
>
> U.S. Senator dies, goes to Heaven
> While walking down the street one day a US senator is
> tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives
> in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
>
> "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you
> settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see
> a high official around these parts, you see, so we're
> not sure what to do with you."
>
> "No problem, just let me in," says the man.
>
> "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
> What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and
> one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend
> eternity."
>
> "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in
> heaven," says the senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our
> rules."
>
> And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator
> and he goes down,
> down, down to hell. The doors open
> and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf
> course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in
> front of it are all his friends and other politicians
> who had worked with him.
>
> Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run
> to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the
> good times they had while getting rich at the expense
> of the people.
>
> They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on
> lobster, caviar and champagne.
>
> Also present is the devil, who really is a very
> friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling
> jokes. They are having such a good time that before he
> realizes it, it is time to go.
>
> Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while
> the elevator rises...
>
> The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on
> heaven where St. Peter is
> waiting for him. "Now it's
> time to visit heaven."
>
> So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of
> contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing
> the harp and singing. They have a good time and,
> before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and
> St. Peter returns.
>
>
> "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in
> heaven. Now choose your eternity."
>
> The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers:
> "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean
> heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
> better off in hell."
>
> So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
> down, down, down to hell.
>
> Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the
> middle of a barren land covered with waste and
> garbage.
>
> He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up
> the trash and putting it in
> black bags as more trash
> falls from above.
>
>
> The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around
> his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the
> senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf
> course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,
> drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now
> there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my
> friends look miserable. What happened?"
>
>
> The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we
> were campaigning."
>

I love this one!!!!! Now where in the heck did my dancing banana go

what is eveyones feeling on all this good info? IYHO do you think we will get a good reval or do you think the iraqis will pull some crap at the last minute?i have dealt with people from iraq before and it was not pleasant.
i am hoping for a large rv as the rest of you are and i just ordered another 2 mill i just want some opinions

thanks everyone ,good luck

I personally don't think that the iraquis have any more time to waste.The end of the month is approaching and it is pressing on them.I will agree with adster on next week for the revale,i would certianly take it for tomorrow if it were to happen!!!!
sarah!!!GO DINAR GO!!!!

Originally Posted by shotgunsusie

i personally think the press conference has to do with the MOF and theres only one thing i can think of him doing and that is to present the economic relief via the fil/rv to the people of iraq.

So here's my 500K Dinar question (And I know this is all opinion-based, and that's what I'm after): Tomorrow, I intend to sell a few guitars that I never play to get some extra cash to buy more dinar. Do you (anyone) think I'm too late?

No one knows.............................

Probably not!

If I were you though. I would get those dinars in your hands asap!!!!!!!!!!.....................

Originally Posted by shotgunsusie

woOt woOt!!!!

im goin to bed...

Alone we hope Susie, we need you FRESH for tomorrow!!, LMAO. :0)