Thread: Go crazy in here!!!

Originally Posted by tiffany

Bob! I sense that you are a BIT testy!! Almost as though some one "pee-peed" in your Cheerios this morning!! (I HONESTLY COULD NOT RESIST!!!)

All I will say is.....
It wasn't me!

So CBI is back up does it show us what we want to see or are we still waiting.
LIT

O.K. I think I got it

There once was a man in Iraq
Who was always watching his back
He was waiting one day
For his currency to raise
And when it didn't he said "What the Fack!"

There was a young man in Iraq
For bomb-planting he had a knack
A Marine saw he was a digger
And quickly pulled the trigger
His last thought was, "Hey! What the FACK?!?!"

AWESOME Choochie!!!!

Tooo Funny Zipper!

Cool zipper!

I don't think Adster knew what he started by using the "fack" phrase. It has definitely become rol's new catch phrase.

Originally Posted by choochie

Cool zipper!

I don't think Adster knew what he started by using the "fack" phrase. It has definitely become rol's new catch phrase.

...AAANnnnddd after he had changed his avatar to what I assume was a picture of him and Mrs. A...now I can visualize him saying it as I read it in his posts! lol! Did you catch it Chooch? Before he changed it? I swear he changes it every 6 - 8 hours! lol! He's a little cutie-pa-tootie! lol! AND he was also smart enough NOT to have his toes in the picture.....

Originally Posted by tiffany

...AAANnnnddd after he had changed his avatar to what I assume was a picture of him and Mrs. A...now I can visualize him saying it as I read it in his posts! lol! Did you catch it Chooch? Before he changed it? I swear he changes it every 6 - 8 hours! lol! He's a little cutie-pa-tootie! lol! AND he was also smart enough NOT to have his toes in the picture.....

Yep, I saw it! And your right, putting a face to it makes it even better. I think he knew that if he put his toes in there, we would have been all over it! And what is with him changing his avatar every couple of hours. Is he just trying to rub it in that he can, as you can see, I still don't have one up there, because everytime I try to do it I get "ERROR, this picture is too big, must edit, blah blah blah" Drives me freakin nuts!

Well, I was trying to keep it clean to support the happy atmosphere. Over the past couple days I was wondering if we need a 'psychotic' thread. I'm a ranter, in need of an outlet.

For instance:

Being military, I had to move a lot. One of my biggest pet peeves was getting the new phone line. I like to keep it simple, so I find the list of options very tedious:

Them - Would you like call waiting?
Me - Is a busy signal still free?
Them - What if someone else calls and you're on the line?
Me - Then they can tell from the busy signal that I'm home, and can try back in a few minutes. WITHOUT interrupting my current conversation.
Them - Would you like caller ID?
Me - No.
Them - Wouldn't you like to know who's calling?
Me - If I want to know who it is, I'll answer the phone
Them - Ok, then, in addition to your service, there's a state tax, a federal tax, a city tax, a we need more money fee, a our CEO needs a great pension fee, a bribe the FCC tax, a deposit until we can come up with another fee, and a touchtone service charge.
Me - WHAT?!?! A touchtone service charge? When is THAT going to be considered an industry standard? Do you even have customers with dial phones? I couldn't even buy a kit to build one at Radio Shack, let alone buy one!
Them - I just spoke to a customer this morning with a dial phone
Me - of COURSE you did. There's one 85 year old lady somewhere in the Appalachians that still has hers, so you all call her once a day just so you can say that to me. WTF?!?!?
Them - So do you want phone service or not?
Me - FINE

cell phones are the worst - I don't want pictures, songs, videos, ring tones, text messaging or any other crap until they make one that washes dishes. How about one that rings directly through to the person I call, I can understand them and they can understand me without static or distortion, and it doesn't drop halfway through. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!!?