Thread: Go crazy in here!!!

Originally Posted by Offshore-Wealth.com

Got to laugh, and we have a good group here to enjoy some fun and games. A friend sent me this for another chuckle as he knows I have been to the middle east a few times, and the stories I told were enough for him to kid me whenever the subject comes up. LOL



Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster!
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.


Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Mike, I had no idea you were so funny! And that, my friend, is VERY FUNNY! (So true, so true, they definitely need Jesus) Keep 'em coming. I'm still smiling.

Monica

Ameeeeeen!!
Lisa

Fer Cryin' out loud Mike, that is HYSTERICAL!

I called my husband at work and read it to him...he laughed out loud at the 'wife smelling like the donkey' line~!

P.S....are we there yet?!?!

Apparently not there yet Tiff according to Adsters post in the other section. Sometime in August. Oh well I guess we can handle it if we really try.

July is over Monday....

one or the other who cares, Just SHOW US THE PEG, SHOW US THE PEG!!!!
BENZBOY

O.K. What's one more month? I think I can handle that. But not a day longer! My sanity won't last that long, and I think I have been doing very well lately. No extreme outbursts, probably has something to do with all the beer I have been consuming. If it doesn't peg soon, won't be able to afford the beer, and then nobody will be able to keep me under control! Not even Raddie!

Hey guys and Dinar Ladies....just got back from the hospital last night...went to the emergency room last friday nite with pain and burning sensation in my chest along with shortness of breath....they kept me any how everything came back ok..thank God....they started me on medication and did an angigram monday...come to find out i had 95% blockage in my right coronary artery and 80% blockage in my left one...they placed a stint in the right one...have to go back in 2 weeks and they will put a stint in the left one... glad to be back home and on this forum....kinda puts things in perspective....i guess we all want this peg to happen....it will....we just need to have patience.....and pray...good things will come.....anyhow....i'm back.....and glad to be a part of this forum.....GO DINARS.....Pat

Hi Pat,

Thank God you caught it in time to get to hospital. All too often people ignore symptoms as gas or hearburn, so hopefully that is all you need. I guess are dinarlicious ladies here got your blood pressure up, so they probably saved your life. It is great to live to laugh again, so take care and get well quick for you have to be in perfect health once revalue is announced. (g)

Regards, MIke

Originally Posted by bigopie

Hey guys and Dinar Ladies....just got back from the hospital last night...went to the emergency room last friday nite with pain and burning sensation in my chest along with shortness of breath....they kept me any how everything came back ok..thank God....they started me on medication and did an angigram monday...come to find out i had 95% blockage in my right coronary artery and 80% blockage in my left one...they placed a stint in the right one...have to go back in 2 weeks and they will put a stint in the left one... glad to be back home and on this forum....kinda puts things in perspective....i guess we all want this peg to happen....it will....we just need to have patience.....and pray...good things will come.....anyhow....i'm back.....and glad to be a part of this forum.....GO DINARS.....Pat

HOLY CRAP PAT! And to think that I thought you to be in the casino or on a golf vacation somewhere fun! Glad you're home and hopefully feeling better! I'm sure you had a ball with the nurses...specially the ones with the gloves....lol!