I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket, so I went up to him and said "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break".
He ignored me and continued writing, so I called him a biro sucking dickhead .He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres, so I called him a piece of horseshit!He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a THIRD ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.