On the way to the Bar...

[Largo]

Rumour…

-Hi Largo…
_-Hi Largo Too…

-What’s Up?
-I heard that Largo disappeared…

-He did…?
-Yeah…he took ALL the posts and said he would read
them in another time and another place…

-You’re joking..right?
-No…he even said he’ll put on his Invisibility Dress…

-So you mean we can’t see him even if he’s here..?
-Yeah…as I understand…that’s what I heard…

-Maybe we can call for him..?
- Yeah…let’s try…

-LAARRGGOO….WHERE ARRRREEE YOUUUU…

-I’m right here…been here all the time…What’s Up..??
-and WHERE IS THE BAR...Please show me to the BAR...

Largo

[Largo]

-come on guys...-let's follow Mezzy...

-she has a sign in her hand...so let's follow the sign...

Largo

[Largo]

-Largo One....-there's a whole crowd following us now...
-Largo TOO....It's only some OLD friends of Largo the FIRST...

-But, Largo ONE...I thouhgt YOU were the first Largo...
-No, Largo TOO...that's Largo Invisible...

No, I'm NOT...I'm not THE ONE...THE ONE is in the MATRIX...
so you mean there are FOUR of us...?

Yes, Largo TOO...THE ONE had to CLONE himself to be able to STAY in the MATRIX....and btw...to separate Largo ONE from THE ONE...he call himself Largo NEO...because HE's THE ONE in the MATRIX...

But WHY...I'm Confused Now...Why can't we ALL be in the MATRIX...?

WELL...Largo ONE...There can only be ONE of us in the MATRIX....the rest of us have to buy tickets from Largo NEO...and this is decided by BM the ORACLE...WE should buy our LOTTO tickets from THE ONE...Largo NEO...in order for him to qualify to STAY in the MATRIX...and that's WHY he Cloned himself in the first place...as I alredy told you...remember...?

and one more IMPORTANT thing...If we DON'T buy tickets...Largo NEO will not get any Pay...and who's gonna buy all the beer in that case...just wondering...Hey Guys....let's move on ...I heard that someone's gonna buy the first round...so move your feet TO THE BAR...

Largo

[Wacky]

Largo

You're acting strange... Ok, you've got our attention.

Now what's the matter with you?

You either answer that clearly, or I vote for moderators to remove this thread as it has nothing to do with the purpose of the forum.

If you're just doing it to attract attention I advise you stay invisible, you don't buy simpathy or pitty by acting like a pathetic retard.

[Largo]

Well Mezzy,
YOU maybe made it to the BAR…we didn’t ..YET…

Listen in to this….

Well…now …MR. LARGO INVISIBLE…who thinks you’re so smart….
…please explain THIS to me…IF you can…

WHY ON EARTH can we be at TWO places in the same time…?

Meaning WHAT …Largo TOO…?

Well…I just heard from a VERY RELIABLE SOURCE….
Who’s a member of the INNER CIRCLES of CIRCLES that someone had seen

ALL of us ALREADY AT THE BAR…INCLUDING YOU….but you’re Invisible…REMEMBER…

And as if that’s not enough….he ALSO told me that YOU and Mezzy went into the Men’ Room together…
AND that you have taken on a NEW Name as LARGO ALSO also…

SO….what’s your answer to this one SMART GUY….???

Well…Largo TOO…I just borrowed my Invisible Dress to Mezzy….
and we had to change somewhere…That’s all…Simple as Simon IMHO…

Well…You didn’t answer the REAL QUESTION MATE….
How on earth can we all be at two places at the same time…???...
Gottcha there …didn’t I…?

OH …That…well.... That’s a real EASY one to explain…

IT IS…!!!!

Yeah…That’s because of Largo FIVE….

WHAT….Are there MORE Largo’s….?

Yeah …Largo ONE…this is Largo TARANTINO…

You mean THE Tarantino…PULP FICTION Tarantino…

NO…NO…Largo ONE…It’s his Swedish Cousin’s, Cousin’s, Cousin
…LARGO Tarantino…

You mean all of us are FAMILY with Tarantino….THE Tarantino…

Yes…it seems so…

WOOOOWW…

Any how…Largo TOO…the answer to your question is that LARGO TARANTINO

have a license to move things around….back and forth…from past to present and into the future…
ALL Tarantino’s have this licence…so he can MOVE the same Persons from one
thread in a play to another thread in the same play…

You mean like a MODERATOR…?

YEAH…Largo ONE…Exactly like a MODERATOR…

So, you mean that this Largo Tarantino moves us around as he pleases..?

Yeah something like that…

But what does OUR Moderators say about this…?

They don’t KNOW he has this license…so they just think he is one of these irrational guys…
jumping from on place to the next…from one forum to another…but he keeps them BUSY though…

NOW I understand…Well…I’m REALLY thirsty…where’s Mezzy with the sign…?

OHH..she just disappeared…let’s move on Guys…

Largo

[Largo]

Hey Guys…I just heard that someone was not that happy about us doing this philosophical journey to the Bar…

How Come Largo ALSO…

Well…Largo ONE…he thinks we are doing this walk just to get ATTENTION…

But that’s what we’re trying to avoid here isn’t it Largo ALSO…especially when you’re wearing your INVISIBILITY DRESS…

Yeah…Largo TOO…that’s the whole Idea with this thread…just having a peaceful walk to the Bar WHILE we are Discussing the Meaning of Life and such things…and also sort out all the ins and outs of the HALOTTO and the MATRIX…as you guys don’t seem to have grasped the full dynamic of yet…Am I right..?

Yeah you’re right Largo ALSO…I don’t understand it fully…
Yeah you’re right Largo ALSO…I don’t understand it fully…

As I’ve understood …this IS The Pips & HALotto Self-Development forum…so I don’t see why we can’t ask and answer some questions about the Matrix and LIFE as well on our walk…AND doing so in a humorous dialog between friends as Close as WE are, won’t hurt this forum THAT Much…don’t you think…?

I’m with you Largo ALSO…
I’m with you TOO Largo ALSO…

SO…shall we continue our journey…?

Largo

[Largo]

So…let’s talk about this difficult, wonderful, gruesome, exciting, disappointing, rewarding,thrilling, dangerous, peaceful, revolting, destroying, and conquering thing CALLED LIFE….Interested…?

YES..!!!
YES...!!!

OK then…But FIRST I would like to point out that this is only my OWN BELIEFS…It’s Only MY OWN Thoughts about Cosmos, Dimensions and Life as a THRUST Out Into the ALL-NESS or more precisely the NOTHINGNESS of everything…

You guys follow…?

Well…Largo ALSO…you lost me at MY OWN Thoughts…
You lost me TOO… Largo ALSO, also at MY OWN Thoughts…

Well I just throw some things in there to make it more PHILOSOPHICAL…that’s all…

But don’t worry…we’ll sort it out along the way…

That’s good to hear Largo ALSO…I was afraid that this would turn into a LONG and BORING Monologue of yours…that NO-ONE understands…

Point taken…Largo ONE…I’ll try to keep it simple...so if you don’t follow…just stop me and we take it from there until you DO understand…before we move on…OK…?

OK…
OK…

Well then …let’s start…


This is how I see it…

From the very, very beginning of LIFE….

To be continued…

Largo

[Water]

Sorry, no time to watch The two towers till tommorow.

[Largo]

For sure you should go for the MOVIE...
It's a Master Piece...

When I read the TRIOLOGY The Lord of The RING...
I couldn't dream of that someone could make it into a movie....and STILL be worthwhile to watch...I was WRONG...It's DONE and THIS IS IT...

Go and Watch...Please..

Largo

[Largo]

From the very, very beginning of LIFE…

There has been a LOT of arguing and conflicts between Spiritual Beings…

Yes…I mean spiritual beings…because IMHO this is what we are... ALL of us…

How do you mean Largo ALSO…?

Well...Largo ONE…Try to look at it this way…

I’m (or more correctly-Largo Tarantino) writing these very words here …am I not..?

Yeah…that’s true...?

And…OTHER People makes comments to this very thread…don’t they…?

Yeah…?

And …they’ve never seen me…and I’ve never seen any of them…correct..?

Yes…that’s correct…?

STILL...we can CAUSE feelings and emotions by our own expressed THOUGHTS which the persons involved can feel very strongly …

Yeah…??

This means that all that’s expressed in all forums is CREATED in the MIND MATRIX…or the THOUGHT UNIVERSE of Planet Earth…am I right…?

Yeah…I guess so…?

Now…what I mean is These Thoughts are SPIRITUAL THINGS…have NOTHING to do with the Human Body as such…we CAN’T SEE each other…But we can FEEL each other though…and I mean…we feel this INSTANTLY…No TIME involved…No DISTANCE involved…No LOCATION involved…you just FEEL the other guy…no matter where he/she is located…No matter if it’s 4 am there and 10 pm here…

it’s just Here, There and EVERYWHERE…remember the Beatles hit…?

Quite SPIRITUAL…don’t you think…?

To be continued…

Largo