Love, harmony and happiness? Single female looking for a boyfriend?

[Nanni]

Do you want to find true love? Singel female looking for a boyfriend.

Wow, have you been thinking about what a lovely place this could be to find a partner? All those nice and kind pipsters out there! And some of them are really clever! Everybody cannot be married. There must be someone singel, just like you out there!

Follow your dreams. Do you want a pipster? (If he don't have, at least he could have had money!) I'm just joking. The value of people are the most important. Nothing can replace a good and caring heart.

Maybe life hasn't been too good lately because of all the trouble we have gone through. Things happends in life. Many of us do need a partner, a close friend, someone to talk to, be close to, and do things togheter. And a couple of good arms to cuddle in and a good male chest to lean on!

Ladies, please feel free to post here and tell us what you need, what kind of man you want, what kind of life you want, and a little about yourself. Just enough to give the man you are seaching for the chance to find you and see the beauty in you. You can also write a few sentences in your profile and we can PM eachother.

I wish you all good luck, and have fun!

Thread rules:
Everybody shall threat eachother with respect. If anyone misuses this opertunity, lie or do something not etichal, please inform us Mods. And that person will be banned immidiatedly - whitout 3 warnings! You don't play with other peoples feelings, it is as simple as that!

Be honest and threat others with respect, just like you would like to be threated yourself.

[Nanni]

Hi

I am serious about this! Any brave woman who dare to be the first one to post? Seeking a good friend or companion?

People don't need to answer in this thread. If anyone want to contact you, they can PM or email, if your email link is in your profile.

[Wacky]

Will perhaps a fine, little, sample of masculinity in a test tube like me, stimulate a reaction?

Hey ladies! We guys are waiting for you to start your Seductive flamenco dancing.

We want you to make us feel helpless at your feet.

We men want you to determine who here is the dominant male of the whole herd.

We men want you tease us with comments that 'men are all equal' so that we react in unforeseeable ways to determine which man is more equal than others.

We carve for you courtship signals written on these pages in a sensual Veranda font size 1 or 2... (actually we're hoping size doesn't matter to you).

We want you to look at us while we fear making a mistake and displease you, and let you feel like you're in control of the choosing game!

We want to unleash the pick-up artist inside us, the one man who feels hard as steel but in a gentle, harmoniouse way that resonates with the most intimate pleasures in the depts of you feminine fantasies & reality.

We want to exchange the most sacred of all blessing created by God and known in Nature. The love and exctasy that only the unity between yin & yang can engender.

We want to feel the passionate emotions flow like a river from our inside to your inside and back! In an ongoing dance and symphony that knows no space and time but eternity.

We males want you females so that we exchange our inspirational ideas of sensuality.

We want to be your Anam Cara, the Celtic concept of the intimate friend of your soul.

Together, in our diversity of nature we can create a unity that feels whole, in spirit, heart, mind and body.

We want to feel intrigued, we want to learn and teach how the light that shows love in a dark room is turned on. We want to feel that light flickering like little candles beneath our skin.

We want to fantasise the juice of the forbidden fruit of Eden!

We want to give you a deep massage with the perfumes of essential oils, with a touch so sweet, you can't but take a sigh of relief.

We want to exchange cuddles with a female creature so loving, and experience the place where touch and feeling blend into a fusion with a non existent boundary between them.

We want to know your world, caress the petals of your secret garden like a butterfly drinking nectar.

We could go on forever telling you what we'd do. But will you make yourselves seen? we'll only be waiting, we love you!

[raloaa]

Maybe this will help

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

[Wacky]

I have a shortcut I use to make a woman like me.

I do all the opposite of what is written there!

I Don't behave like other men, they hate that kind of man!

I am not their puppet on a string!
I don't buy them drinks!
They don't need me to tell them they're beautiful on the outside (I tell a woman that I like the way she combines that colourful mess on her face if I really like it, but NOT that SHE IS BEAUTIFUL).

Beauty is common, if you don't have it you can by it!

I am never foreseeable in behaviour.

I don't tell her that I like her, I tell her that if I weren't gay she would be completely mine (she'll discover that I'm very straight later on).

I don't ask her questions, I'm not interested. besides they always answer the same things.

I show off, I stand out, I lead and never follow.


AND...

I give a woman what she really wants from a man but never she tells a man (she just expects it).

And what's that? What do all women want from a man?
Ask them and they tell you a number of things, but what's common between those things they mention?

That's precisely what I give to a woman... and it all starts with a common everyday conversation... that eventually gives her just that!

Modestly, I'm a seducer! :-p

[raloaa]

Ok Mr Wacky go here

http://www.icq.com/friendship/pages/...page_16977.php

Good Luck

[Wacky]

LOL

Thanks so much, I loved it!

[AnnInMaine]

Mr Wacky,

I am reading your poetic sonnata to women and wondering to myself why you arent hooked up? If I didnt know any better, I would guess you were a professional giggolo! 27 years you say???? Are you belying your age??

Or could it be... you have very high expectations and wish someone
with your level of sophistication would spring forth?

If the above is truely your calling card...the opposite sex should
be beating down your door begging for more.


Wishing you success!

[Wacky]

Mr Wacky,

I am reading your poetic sonnata to women and wondering to myself why you arent hooked up? If I didnt know any better, I would guess you were a professional giggolo! 27 years you say???? Are you belying your age??

Or could it be... you have very high expectations and wish someone
with your level of sophistication would spring forth?

If the above is truely your calling card...the opposite sex should
be beating down your door begging for more.


Wishing you success!

I take it as a very appreciated compliment!

I AM a giggolo, because I'm an ougoing person with a sense of humour, a smile for everyone, a warm heart which naturally attracts people... therefore women. (even dogs find me friendly ) AND as you could see from my sonnata, a mastery in sensuality and vocabulary!

High expectations? A bit!
See, I have the key to any woman's heart now. So why hook myself up quickly when I can have a choice?

And because I have a choice, I am willing to wait till I meet a high quality angle.

And yes, a few intelligent women do beat at my door!

But I'm a really good boy, taking up a harem of women is really not my style.

Yet, the spirit of altruism demands that I delight the female side of society with experience of little emotional roller coaster rides, however, I'm reserving the HUGE EMOTIONAL FLIGHTS for my special someone... for her, the sky is the limit! (that's why I call them EMOTIONAL FLIGHTS).

As for my age, I would never dare lie to a woman, no way! Here's my quick pose in front of my webcam (sorry I haven't shaved )...

You be the judge! Do I really look older than 27? And aren't those the most seductive eyes you've ever seen?

[AnnInMaine]

HA HA!!!! OOO-LA-LA!!!

You are too funny!!
Great picture for a webcam, I see bedevilment in those eyes!

But....where is your hair??

Okay...you are cute and very charming.

Are all men from Malta like you???

Hmmm..if so, I should send my single women friends
there for a vacation!!!

Delighted to meet your aquaintance Mark.

Anneliese